CONTRIVED whingeing by Iain Stewart, the Tory MP for Milton Keynes, at the grumbling of the natives at his appointment to the so-called “Scotland Office”, in which he pointed out that he was eminently qualified as he had actually spent some time here in the last century.

He also claimed the precedent of an MP for a Scots constituency running an English department. Can someone point out to him David Cameron's radical change of English Votes for English Laws, making it impossible for anyone representing a Scots constituency at Westminster to become Prime Minister, Home Secretary or Chancellor?

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As a sweetener for his visits here he can look forward to a freebie on the nicely repainted Air Boris. To save extra expense they may well invite corporate sponsorship. If McDonald’s is involved we can expect to see a large face with an inane grin on the tail. It could be taken as either Ronald the clown or Boris the buffoon. Hard to tell apart, aren’t they?

David Rowe
Beith