The National:

BY our count, Boris Johnson has made at least 13 humiliating U-turns over the course of the pandemic.

None have been so blatant, and so fast, as his most recent one however.

The Prime Minister and Chancellor took just two hours and 38 minutes to realise that they couldn’t get away with dodging quarantine rules.

Johnson and Rishi Sunak seemed surprised to be hit with a backlash after claiming to have been selected for a pilot programme which allows participants to take daily tests instead of isolating.

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They quickly reconsidered their approach, with Boris Johnson now forced to spend England’s “Freedom Day” in his luxury countryside retreat at Chequers. Diddums.

Tory vaccine minister Nadhim Zahawi claimed on the media rounds this morning that no-one was being taken “for fools” during the debacle.

National readers, however, disagree.

We asked you to sum up what you thought of Johnson’s government after the latest screeching U-turn. It does not make good reading for Downing Street.

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Jackie Headland wrote: “The most immoral, incompetent, corrupt, narcissistic, evil government ever!”

Alison Lindsay commented: “Undemocratic, lying, corrupt, levelling-down, bigoted, elitist, far-right, incompetent, sleaze-merchant law-breakers!”

Steve Bennett put it succinctly: “Epic, dismal, unspeakable and unforgivable failure at every single turn.”

Derek Davidson wrote: “A parcel of rogues who need kicked out of Scotland.”

We asked readers to try and sum up their thoughts on the Tory government without swearing, which many of you found challenging.

Stewart Fotheringham replied: “You can't talk about this government without swearing.”

Vivien Robertson added: “There are no words to describe this government which I am able to say and remain a lady.”

Others showcased their wit.

Elaine Cardno posted: “Never thought I'd say this but bring back Theresa May.”

The National: Theresa May has received her first Covid-19 jab (Daniel Leal-Olivas/PA)

Fraser Benson added: “And we thought Thatcher’s government was bad…”

Cameron James was impressed with the responses.

He wrote: “A lot of these comments are totally accurate but would still get you thrown out of the House of Commons by the Speaker … that happens when you speak truth to power.”

The UK Government is fooling no-one.