The National:

ALL those Unionist windbags who wanted to lynch SNP MSP James Dornan for suggesting that Jacob Rees-Mogg, the MP for Anglo-Saxony, might “rot in hell” have had a major setback in their campaign of vilification against Dornan, and it comes from no less a person than Rees-Mogg himself.

Readers will recall that Dornan took the Tory and very Catholic Leader of the Commons to task for his sneering post about the UK Government’s very nasty Nationality and Borders Bill that is aimed at stopping, among others, desperate asylum seekers trying to get into the UK by crossing the English Channel.

Dornan wrote: “Hope you remember this the next time you go to confession. You and your cronies are already responsible for the deaths of thousands and you're now happy to see the most desperate people in the world suffer and drown. If your god exists you will undoubtedly rot in hell.”

If you’ll pardon the phrase, all hell broke loose when Dornan made his tweet with the Scottish Tories, supreme guardians of the moral universe, particularly apoplectic.

The SNP head office backed Dornan, but according to a podcast by Rees-Mogg this morning, the SNP in London backtracked: “I've had a very nice apology from the SNP for it which was most gracious,” said Rees-Mogg.

The National:

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The next bit as reported by The Spectator was most interesting: “I think this SNP MSP is entitled to discuss the likely prospects of my immortal soul. It's quite interesting that you're getting a discussion of hell in public life, I think a theologically interesting concept and I’m glad he takes such an orthodox Catholic view of the reality of hell, that is encouraging.

“But I think of course he is entitled to say that. That is perfectly fair. I am a public figure. I’ve gone into this business – nobody forced me to become a Member of Parliament. I did it of my own volition and people are free to say things about the prospects of my soul, are they not? I think that's completely reasonable.”

Ha – so suddenly the sneak who put in a complaint to Scotland’s Standards Commissioner about Dornan is looking very, very silly indeed. Not that we get to know who the clype is, presumably some Tory or other, because the Commissioner’s people won’t even confirm if she’s had a complaint – they never do.

In any case, it might not be exactly parliamentary language but telling a devout Catholic that he may rot in hell for their misdeeds is sound theology as Rees-Mogg himself admits. Taking decisions that will lead to the death of innocents is a mortal sin in most people’s books, and that gets you permanent time in the big fire, allegedly.

Rees-Mogg has probably done a wee Catholic calculation and traded being able to be a right-wing Tory git on Earth for a spell in Purgatory in the afterlife.

He could ask his fellow Roman Catholic Boris Johnson – he has not been excommunicated or been allowed to resign by the Pope so he’s still a “born” Catholic albeit a heretic and an aspostate – for some advice on Purgatory because he’s putting everybody bar his chums through it.

Anyway, these Tory elitists really wouldn’t like hell, for as the American writer Herman Melville once wrote: “Hell is a democracy of devils, where all are equals.”