I’M surprised none of the independence-supporting groups from All Under One Banner to the Scottish Independence Convention and all others in between haven’t thought of using Ruth Davidson’s indecision on what to be called in the House of Lords as a potential fundraiser. Imagine how much they could raise if all indy supporters paid a £1 each to suggest a possible name for Davidson to adopt in the House of Lords!

Obviously there is little chance she would take advice from people who actually care about Scotland’s future, but it could give us all a much-needed laugh. What about Baroness Davidson of Pacific Quay – after all she’s on speed-dial for BBC Scotland reporters wanting to gaslight the Scottish public!

Cllr Kenny MacLaren

Paisley

POOR Ruth can’t get off to her latest lucrative, two-days-a-week job in the House of Lords until she agrees her title with the Royal Garter. Can we help her? Any suggestions? Tank Commander comes quick to mind, or how about Lady Macduff (the castle’s near Buckhaven). Please all answers on a postcard. We need to help her take up her seat ASAP. After all, she’s promised to campaign to reform this outdated unelected second chamber!

Robin MacLean

Fort Augustus