The National:

FURTHER proof arrived today that Neil Findlay, the Scottish Labour Brexit spokesperson and infamous National-hater, really doesn't seem to get Twitter.

Remember not long ago when his bizarre tweet (we think about Scots language and the media) caused confusion and a whole lot of criticism? 

Or that time he made himself look stupid on Twitter for the umpteenth time?

Well, he's at it again. Earlier today, Findlay launched his 'big idea' scheme, asking members at the Scottish Labour branch office conference for ideas which could be included in their next manifesto.

Any ideas Neil receives are, of course, unlikely to be realised with the current hapless leadership miles from government, but lots of people decided to reply to his tweet asking for suggestions anyway.

Sadly for Neil, we don't think they were the kind of 'big ideas' he was looking for ... and one in particular kept cropping up again and again!

Well done everybody! Here are the best ones: