I just applied for the privilege of becoming a lesser citizen in this country
IF, a couple of years ago, someone told me that I’d be searching the Google Play Store for an app with the keywords “Brexit”, “EU Citizen” and “Settled Status”, I would have smiled nervously, nodded, and slowly walked away from your raving lunacy. But here we are, in these Brexit times, and normality is another one of those luxuries the UK will have to rely on imports for, because we only produce madness at the moment.
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