SOME Scottish Government ministerial banter on the stage yesterday. Like watching a Twitter conversation played out in real life, Humza Yousaf goaded Richard Lochhead over a football-related bet the Rural Affairs Minister lost. The wager was a fish supper. Lochhead back in his old stomping ground of Aberdeen promised to take him to the Ashvale for an Ashvale Whale. No ordinary supper, this £12.45, 1lb cod behemoth has beaten many men and women in its time. Anyone who finishes a whale gets a special prize. Another whale.

ONE of the more tragic stories was Keith Brown telling of the time he introduced Alex Salmond to his constituency party, as part of the former First Minister’s book tour for The Dream Shall Never Die. Brown pointed out that he served under Salmond for four years but only merited one mention in the book. Salmond asked him if he would have preferred one year as a minister and four mentions? Brown intimated that the one mention was fine.

THE AECC has played to all the big names; Kevin Bridges was here last week, the Prodigy and Simple Minds are coming up soon. It might be difficult for them to top the reaction given to Mhairi Black as she spoke on a resolution condemning the Tory welfare cuts though. You had to feel sorry for Glasgow MSP Bob Doris, who followed her. You could barely hear his speech over the sound of press leaving. That didn’t stop Doris giving it laldy. If there are awards to be handed out here, then the prize for following the hardest act to follow should be his. Maybe he could have Humza Yousaf’s spare whale.


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