The National:

TORY MPs really have an incredible talent for forgetting that voters exist north of the Border.

The star of this week's show is James Gray, who represents North Wiltshire in England.

Before we get into that, though, let's take a look at some his past work.

Gray was born and educated in Glasgow, the son of a former moderator of the Church of Scotland. So he should have a bit of respect for Scotland, surely?

It seems not. Back in 2010 he was accused of racism, after he told Willie Bain, a Labour MP for Glasgow North East, to "get back to jockland".

He rejected complains about the comment, saying he didn't know what had been heard in the Chamber, but that he had "the highest respect and love for my native heath". "I would never say a single word against it," he added ... after having called it "Jockland".

There's more. In 2005 he served as shadow Scotland secretary. He was in the role for less than a week.

He was fired days after his appointment after suggesting the Scottish Parliament be abolished, and that Scottish MPs simply travel to Edinburgh instead.

And so, enter his newspaper column for today's Times.

Gray is a Brexiteer, would you believe it?

In his piece, he bemoans the "anoraks", "academics" and "politicians" making a meal of Brexit. (It's almost as if they're worried the Tory Brexit could have a devastating impact on Scotland, isn't it James?)

So, what's his excellent solution? A "full English Brexit".

That'll solve it! The real trouble with Brexit is that it's just not English enough. Even after failing to secure the consent of Holyrood, Scotland voting Remain and attempting a power grab on our parliament.

Gray wrote: "We want a 'Full English Brexit' (or more properly a Full UK Brexit, which is just less catchy) and we are bored to the back-teeth with all the talk about it.

"There’s always some old groaner hanging around the rugby club bar keen to bang on about the club’s constitution and what would happen to the committees if they amalgamated with the next door club.

"It doesn’t win them any more goals, but there are always a few who love that kind of thing. But it adds not a jot nor a tittle to the sum total of human happiness.

"We want to get on with it."

At least they're owning the catastrophe now – that's progress of a kind. Because this will very, very much not be the Brexit Scotland wants. In that sense, the name is spot on! 

However, we suspect that's not what he was intending to imply.

And this wasn't just an off-the-cuff remark either. Full English Brexit is the title of Gray's new book.

We may have to see if we can secure a review copy, if it provides anything as ridiculous as his column.