ON Friday morning Donald Trump tweeted that he was cancelling his trip to open the new US embassy building in London - because he didn't like where it had been built.

Trump never actually confirmed that he would be travelling to London to open the embassy, a new $1.2 billion facility located in Nine Elms, south of the Thames, that was approved under the Bush regime (not Obama).

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The hashtag #ICancelledMyTripToLondon began trending on Twitter shortly after, as other Twitter users threw tantrums over equally implausble reasons for "cancelling" a trip to the UK's capital city. 

Here are some of our favourites so far.

Despite his Twitter tantrum this morning, many suspect the real reason Trump cancelled his visit was to avoid the mass protests that are guaranteed to greet him on arrival.