CONGRATULATIONS to our three caption competition winners who will be off to see Alex Salmond... Unleashed later this month at the Edinburgh Fringe.

We set our readers the challenge of coming up with the best caption for our chosen photo of Donald Trump sitting awkwardly next to Theresa May, and the responses we got did not disappoint.

Our winners, who submitted our favourite captions, are Martin Nelson, Graeme Turton and Yvonne Nelson. Thanks to everybody who entered, although we wouldn’t have been able to print half of the entries!

Here’s the winning captions:

“When Angela Merkel makes you sit at the front of the class” – Martin Nelson
Trump and May do look like two naughty kids who just got a telling off by the grown-up politician in the room.

“I only asked him to put out the bins...” – Graeme Turton
Everyone must now have seen or heard about the infamous One Show interview with Theresa May who, despite describing herself as a feminist, claimed that in the house there were still “girl jobs” and “boy jobs”.

That is exactly what Trump’s face would look like if asked to carry out that particular “boy’s” household chore.

“If I say nothing... he’ll think I don’t speak English” – Yvonne Nelson
Back in July Trump claimed that the Japanese First Lady Akie Abe “doesn’t speak English” after she sat next to him at a dinner during the G20 summit without speaking to him at all. Except... she can. Not only can she speak English, she also used to be a Radio DJ, so probably doesn’t struggle to get a good conversation going.

Abe perhaps acted like she didn’t speak English to avoid having to talk to Trump, something May could be considering in this photo.

Well done to all of our winners! Tickets to see “Alex Salmond... Unleashed” are now sold out.