ARENA: ALONE WITH CHRISSIE HYNDE, BBC4, 9pm

THE cameras follow Chrissie Hynde to London, Paris, New York and to her hometown, Akron, Ohio.

There’s nothing careful and posed in this film. It’s Chrissie Hynde slouching in leopard-print chairs, swinging her shaggy fringe out of her eyes, chatting freely, and stopping in Paris’s cobbled streets to have a very stern pavement artist sketch her whilst she gnaws on an ice cream.

Those who feel BBC4 is rather music-heavy will be glad to know this film is hardly about music; it’s about Hynde’s life, thoughts, style and philosophy. We watch her try on suits in a tailor’s, not mess around with guitars.

“None of ‘em look like bums,” she says, noting the great musicians. The best artists have to be the same whether on the street or on the stage. True: have you ever seen Chrissie Hynde in a tracksuit and ponytail? Did you ever see David Bowie in a cosy jumper nipping to the shops for milk?

CELEBRITY CARRY ON BARGING, C5, 8pm

FORGIVE me for including something so odd here, but this show is just too strange to ignore.

The title tells you all you need to know and you might start to walk away, content that you’ve got its measure, but then you do a double-take. What? Celebrity barging?

This is a new series where a gaggle of celebrities take over a couple of barges and head off down the Kennet and Avon and the Llangollen canals.

Debbie McGee, Nigel Havers, Simon Callow and Lorraine Chase go off on their expedition together, crashing into other boats along the way.

It’s a strange show as Havers and Callow are genuinely “celebrities” in that they’re recognisable and have a body of work to be proud of … so why are they doing this? For the money? For the giggles? For Debbie McGee’s cooking and anecdotes?